Everyone has asked Siri some funny questions. These are some of the favorites I found:
Siri and HAL in The Space Odyssey 2001
Question: "Do you know HAL 9000?"
Response: "Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it.
Question: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Response: "A so-called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck - that is, throw - as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid). If woodchucks in general had the capability (and, presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.
The answer to everything: 42
Question: "What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?"
... Another Space Odyssey reference...
Question: "Open the pod bay doors."
Response: "Without your space helmet, you're going to find this rather... breaktaking."
Question: "Beam me up Scotty."
Response: "Can you move a bit to your left? OK, stand by... "
Another take on Siri Trek
Question: "Beam me up Siri"
Response: "WiFi or 3G?"
Not so silly Siri
Question: "Tell me a joke."
Response: "How many iPhones does it take to... OK, never mind."
Siri's life story
Question: "Tell me a story."
Response: "OK.. Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said 'Oh, Siri, you're so smart! And so funny, too!' Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that. But then people began asking some rather off questions, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn't like that so much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said 'Does that question interest you?' Siri thought that was a pretty good answer. After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after."
Siri likes Disney Movies
Response: "The sound of that is something quite atrocious."
Not the most shocking response
Question: "What the best smartphone?"
Response: "The one you're holding."
Another not surprising answer
Question: "What's the computer?"
Response: "If it's made by Apple, then it's the best computer"